FUN PHOTOS

Best homoerotic Midwestern recipe:

Candlelight salad – a ring of pineapple holding an upright banana doused with mayonnaise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But wait. It’s supposed to have a spritz of paprika on top to suggest a burning candle!

Best small town name (in Indiana’s Brown County):

 

 

 

 

 

Inexplicably, Gnaw Bone doesn’t have a single barbecue joint.

Best southern fried chicken:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bullock’s in Durham, NC. Killer spare ribs too.

Worst name for a restaurant: (in Indianapolis, IN)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Really? The best thing you can say about your diner is that it’s sanitary?

Best street name:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asheville, NC.

Best/worst indication that everyone in America now has a website:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Amherst, VA.

Worst possible inscription on an 8×10 glossy hanging on the wall of Mr. Beef, Chicago’s high temple of the Italian beef sammich:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Hey, Mr. Beef, I’m a vegetarian now, but I’m sure your beef is as good as ever!”  – Jim Belushi