{"id":610,"date":"2017-07-25T18:58:50","date_gmt":"2017-07-25T18:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/?p=610"},"modified":"2017-07-26T15:33:24","modified_gmt":"2017-07-26T15:33:24","slug":"jks-best-and-worst-grab-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/2017\/07\/25\/jks-best-and-worst-grab-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"JK’s Best and Worst Grab Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Best<\/strong> homoerotic Midwestern recipe:<\/p>\n

Candlelight salad – a ring of pineapple holding an upright banana doused with mayonnaise.<\/p>\n

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But wait. It\u2019s supposed to have a spritz of paprika on top to suggest a burning candle!<\/p>\n

Best<\/strong> small town name (in Indiana\u2019s Brown County):<\/p>\n

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Inexplicably, Gnaw Bone doesn\u2019t have a single barbecue joint.<\/p>\n

Best<\/strong> southern fried chicken:<\/p>\n

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Bullock\u2019s in Durham, NC. Killer spare ribs too.<\/p>\n

Worst<\/strong> name for a restaurant: (in Indianapolis, IN)<\/p>\n

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Really? The best thing you can say about your diner is that it’s sanitary?<\/p>\n

Best<\/strong> street name:<\/p>\n

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Asheville, NC.<\/p>\n

Best\/worst<\/strong> indication that everyone in America now has a website:<\/p>\n

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Amherst, VA.<\/p>\n

Worst<\/strong> possible inscription on an 8×10 glossy hanging on the wall of Mr. Beef, Chicago\u2019s high temple of the Italian beef sammich:<\/p>\n

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\u201cHey, Mr. Beef, I\u2019m a vegetarian now, but I\u2019m sure your beef is as good as ever!\u201d \u2013 Jim Belushi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

FUN PHOTOS Best homoerotic Midwestern recipe: Candlelight salad – a ring of pineapple holding an upright banana doused with mayonnaise.          …<\/p>\n

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