{"id":456,"date":"2015-12-15T00:38:49","date_gmt":"2015-12-15T00:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/?p=456"},"modified":"2017-07-26T15:51:42","modified_gmt":"2017-07-26T15:51:42","slug":"critiquing-the-critics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/2015\/12\/15\/critiquing-the-critics\/","title":{"rendered":"Critiquing the Critics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/2015\/12\/15\/critiquing-the-critics\/critics\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-457\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-457\" src=\"http:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/critics-300x161.jpg\" alt=\"critics\" width=\"300\" height=\"161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/critics-300x161.jpg 300w, https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/critics.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The best quip about critics I ever read was from a long-dead author whose name escapes me. \u201cThey expect that you won\u2019t hit them!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My sentiments exactly.<\/p>\n<p>My beef isn\u2019t with literary critics at major publications \u2013 even if they don\u2019t give your novel a big wet kiss they always have something valid to say. But a relatively obscure author like myself doesn\u2019t get reviewed by the pros very often.<\/p>\n<p>My novels are more likely to get a going-over by readers on Amazon and various literary sites. Most of those reviews are positive and encouraging, but they\u2019re not the ones you remember.<\/p>\n<p><em>The Proxy Assassin is a totally pulpy throwback with over the top dialogue. But you know what? I still enjoyed it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well thank you, dear critic, for descending from your Olympian perch to muddy your lily white vestments with the likes of me.<\/p>\n<p>And there\u2019s a more insidious variation. A reviewer who raves on and on about your book until he administers a quick stab in the back that is so deft you barely feel it. At first. An online magazine\u2019s review of <em>A Pure Double Cross<\/em> was going along swimmingly until the critic opined that, \u201cThis is hilarious stuff. Sometimes unintentionally so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Unintentionally<\/em>. My writing is <em>unintentionally <\/em>hilarious? A critic I have never met knows what I <em>intended<\/em> to make hilarious?!<\/p>\n<p>Then there are reviews that make no sense whatsoever and, while you generally want a five-star rating, in such cases you\u2019re not so sure.<\/p>\n<p><em>John Knoerle has a very witty sense of humor using analogies like that of a dancing bears final act as the hunters circle the bear for the kill. The main character Hal Schroeder is a foreign interloper or is he that of a stand-up spy remains to be determined. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>(There are no mentions of dancing bears in the book.)<\/p>\n<p>But enough of this grousing. Every once in a great while you are rewarded with a gem, from a reader who seems to understand what you were hoping to achieve. This quote is from an online review of <em>The Proxy Assassin <\/em>by a woman I don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n<p><em>Right from the start of the story, I realized I could not or should not put the Kindle down, as my fingers kept on sliding the pages. This author uses almost a magical writing style, which is very concise, and at the same time fascinating and motivating. Going from page to page was a pleasure as I was very curious to find out what would happen next.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bless you dear lady. You made my day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best quip about critics I ever read was from a long-dead author whose name escapes me. \u201cThey expect that you won\u2019t hit them!\u201d My&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class='more-link' href='https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/2015\/12\/15\/critiquing-the-critics\/'>Continue reading <span class='screen-reader-text'>Critiquing the Critics<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[12,5],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hard-boiled-fiction","tag-critiquing-the-critics","tag-john-knoerle","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":459,"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnknoerle.com\/historical-fiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}